Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...