Lawyers are greedy
|A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?
What do you call a woman outside the kitchen?Answer: A fugitive
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...