English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A little boy did not go to school one day…
A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Driving On One-Way Street
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...