Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’ mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s so fat…
Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...