I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...