Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...