My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...