Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist…
A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder....
Things You’d Love to Say at Work!
Things You?d Love to Say at Work!1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be???..?2....
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...