A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
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Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
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The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
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Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.