Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...