The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...