Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!