Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Knock Knock Christmas
|Knock KnockWho’s there ?WenceslasWenceslas who ? Wenceslas train home ? Knock KnockWho’s there ?SnowSnow...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...