Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
The Kennedys
Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...