Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Stress-Relieving Prayer
Stress-Relieving PrayerLord,Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The courage to...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.