Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.