Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Physiotherapist and the Golfer
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of...