My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard I
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...