Snowboarding lesson
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The Apple explosion
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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
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What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...