Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
The Australian Christmas
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How to Catch a White Elephant
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An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!