Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
A Man And His Money
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!