English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...