yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We’ve formed...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!