Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
More Hose
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...