Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Newly Wed Couple
this newly wed couple were on there honey moon and where about to have...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...