The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...