A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Ford
What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Miss Right
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...