The Darwin Awards
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A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
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What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
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Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
When you are young
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A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...