Buying a New Farm
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What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Little boy learns arithmetic.
A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Wedding Toasts 2
A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.A husband should...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.