Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...