Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!