insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...