Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
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Snowboarding lesson
|Snowboarding Lessons When you’re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Medical Advancement
A British doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.