Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...