Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Yo Momma Jackpot!
Yo mama’s like…- Yo mama’s like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...