Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...