Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.