The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...