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The Proposition
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Will it hurt doctor?
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Quick Conquer Of Poland
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Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...