The complaint letter from Judi
The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...