Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!