A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...