Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!