Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
ZipperGate Update…
ZipperGate Update…In a deal engineered by veteran mouthpieces Stein and Cacheris, Ms.Lewinsky has apparently...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...