Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV…
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...