User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!