Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Bottle of Evian water?
|Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A:...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...