Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...