Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...