A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...